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Erma Bombeck: The only reason...

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.

Source: In An Uncommon Scold, by Abby Adams, 1989.
-- Erma Bombeck, (Feb 21 1927-1996), US journalist, author, humorist; She dealt humorously with her life as a suburban housewife, e.g., The Grass is Greener Over the Septic Tank, 1976.


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