No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.