A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little "personal characteristics."

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.