Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.

The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.