To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Bread that must be sliced with an ax is bread that is too nourishing.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publication.