The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.