At one time I thought he wanted to be an actor. He had certain qualifications, including no money and a total lack of responsibility.

I can wear a hat or take it off, but either way it's a conversation piece.

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who fall from favor are the empty mailbox and the silent telephone.

In Hollywood gratitude is Public Enemy Number One.