The best time to make friends is before you need them.

The people are unreal. The flowers are unreal, they don't smell. The fruit is unreal, it doesn't taste of anything. The whole place is a glaring, gaudy, nightmarish set, built up in the desert.

Wrinkles should only indicate where smiles have been.

There is as much difference between the stage and the film as between a piano and a violin. Normally you can't become a virtuoso in both.

I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare.